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holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.
This video shows that delivery of the joke is far more important than the joke itself.
“What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? RIBS!”
By itself a good joke, but the skeleton prop, the dumb voice and the acting makes this truly epic.
Coworker: What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
Me: Someone with the will to live.
Coworker: That’s not very Halloweeny. Where’s your spirit?
Me: Sexy someone with the will to live.
from todayβs entry:
i approach human relationships in a normal manner
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