I am an enigma inside a parable folded into a mystery smothered in riddles wrapped in a flour tortilla.
HTX. Aries. Bi. Cat fancier. Writer of erotic friendfiction. Disorganized memelord. Incorrigble flirt. Emotional trainwreck.
Feel free to add: SC bladeliger04

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My snaps are usually about one of three things:

  • Horrible selfies taken with the coffee machine at work or while a sweaty mess while walking.
  • My cats and the carefree lives they live.
  • This one tree in my apartment complex that I think is pretty neat.

If you add me, just please let me know who you are.

beaft:

tinybed:

tinybed:

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literally the most normal tag i have seen on this. thank you for simply tagging #dog and not “you must answer his riddles three” or “why the long face” or “he is melting!” etc.

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from the tags.

toebeens:

ghulheim:

sunnyrae20:

dotted-sixteenth:

aloeveragel:

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

allonsyandallwaswell:
“ gallifreyan-gallimaufry:
“ leda74:
“ therothwoman:
“ beowulfstits-archive:
“ I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great...

allonsyandallwaswell:

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

there’s so much beauty in the world.

christinchapel:

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It was the logical choice.

coolled:
“ Fire Demon (by sonofsteppe)
”

coolled:

Fire Demon (by sonofsteppe)

slick-nico:

She’s my baby

pankendev:

pankendev:

i love living in pokemon world everything is so serene i am going to visit the hot springs and relax with my dearest exeggcute :)

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